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Veggy Lion

I am the king of the jungle,

The majestic great lion

But not at all as you presume,

Cuz  I eat is onions

 

I remembered one fine day

When to my great dismay

I attempted to eat an elephant

“Whew, Whew, Gasp, Pant”

 

Ellie pounced on me

“Here I come, Wheeee!”

And then I saw spots of red

Till I woke up months later,

In the jungle hospital bed

 

So I eat only beets,

No meat

Cuz they don’t pounce back

When you hit!

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Author:

A Capricorn, December born, love writing poems and stories. Music, Art, and Chocolates are important elements of my daily life. While I am crucially deciding on what new to write, I spend my time with my best friends who are competing for the post of Most Craziest, yet the Best and Awesome Best Friend. The aim is to change the world into a better place to live in and the motto is to "be the change."

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