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Veggy Lion

I am the king of the jungle,

The majestic great lion

But not at all as you presume,

Cuz  I eat is onions

 

I remembered one fine day

When to my great dismay

I attempted to eat an elephant

“Whew, Whew, Gasp, Pant”

 

Ellie pounced on me

“Here I come, Wheeee!”

And then I saw spots of red

Till I woke up months later,

In the jungle hospital bed

 

So I eat only beets,

No meat

Cuz they don’t pounce back

When you hit!

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